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I know I was already kind of a questionable website-updater, so I’m pretty sure not posting any news for more than six months sent me right over the edge. What could a person possibly be doing that wouldn’t allow them even tiny little second to write a post? What? What could it be? Here are the options that I can think of:

a) Hostage situation where person is tied up with ropes.

b) Person falls down and gets paralyzed and can’t figure out how to write with eyeball like Diving Bell and Butterfly.

c) Person has on the kind of mittens on that bunch all the fingers together in one pouch and thumb in another, for six months.

d) Person is finishing her movie and so has to step away from the world in order to be sure she gets it right, and when she’s done, she comes back again, oh look here she comes, hobbling over the hill, wearing a sweater we’ve never before, she doesn’t see us, now she sees us, she smiles, almost shouts, and runs the rest of the way down the hill, as she nears we can see there’s something different about her, maybe it’s just the sweater, we’re smiling too, and running towards her, we come together, hugging, then apart – looking at each other – then hugging again, just like in the movies. ‘we have so much to talk about!’, she says, and then ‘did you cut your hair?’

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